gorons:

snckpck:

STOP BEING SCARED TO SEND THAT “HEY” MESSAGE TO YOUR CRUSH. WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD BE KISSING THEM IN 2 WEEKS. YOU NEVER KNOW!! TAKE RISKS!!!

I DID IT AND NOW WE ARE DATING. DO IT.

(via lilfricker)

2+2=5

• Religion: The equation must be wrong.
• Science: The answer must be wrong; it just doesn't add up.

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

you fucking people

cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

(Source: cnnbreakingofficial, via trig-ger)

circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

(via trig-ger)

vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

(via nedsdeclassifiedsextape)